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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 12/09/2013 at 08:51 • Filed to: None

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 12/09/2013 at 08:56

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Her hips don't lie.

Mattbob > ttyymmnn 12/09/2013 at 08:58

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I think his smile says enough.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 12/09/2013 at 08:59

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I have the most awkward boner right now...

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/09/2013 at 09:09

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BWAAHAHAA!!!

Bad Idea Hat > ttyymmnn 12/09/2013 at 12:02

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"I wish I was driving right now."

Menebrio > ttyymmnn 12/09/2013 at 14:36

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World renowned burlesque dancer, Sebastian Vettel.

In case you didn't know, when he was little he wanted to be a dancer, but aparently he was told he sucked at it. Who would have guessed that a suck-y dancer would turn out to be an F1 Quadruple Champion (so far).